Enslaving Humans using Communications Technology for Fun and Profit

The real issue with software engineering is that it is limited to software. Very often, software applications require integration with non-software assets such as sensors, servos and Grandmothers. This talk discusses the design and development of communications software that interfaces with unsuspecting human beings to automate tasks normally assigned to other human beings, freeing them to be enslaved as well. Examples will include real world implementations of communications services designed to support the integration software applications and the general public. Dr. Evil buttons will be provided to all who ask.